When I’m bored or tired I can get sarcastic.
And when I get sarcastic, I can get in trouble because it’s been made pretty clear that my particular “type” of sarcasm really isn’t understood by anyone else on the planet except me.
So, what I consider “funny” and somewhat “playful” is often understood as “rude” and “jerkface.”
Yeah, [...]
Ah another day another thing falling apart. We had a blackout in the late evening today.
And… and…. and our Power Backup decided to go Kaput. Time to break out the Candles.
Luckily a friend of mine gave me this neat Giant Ekram Candle for Diwali. I’d normally keep these kinda things, them being precious and special [...]
Take today for instance. There I was, fast asleep at 5:30am, dreaming of driving a Mustang down the Autobahn, when suddenly BAMP! my day starts.
My dog jumps on my bed and barks her little tail off trying to wake me up. I wake up at first going “WTF?” and then realizing my fan is spinning [...]
Egads. So I walk into my kitchen to start cooking up some lunch when I see this.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek ! Giant Evil Spider ! Trying to kill me ! Look at those shifty gleeming eyes. Egads.
Got rid of it with cockroach spray.
Cj : 1 Evil Giant Spider : 0
Fack I hope he didnt have buddies. They might [...]
Eesh. Having the flu is no fun. I’ve been down and out for this entire week. Laying around in Bed isnt really as much fun as you’d think it is. Got checked up at the hospital yesterday and turns out its just an infection. yaay.
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Anywho, so my doctor tells me i should have “normal” food [...]
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